Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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