yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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