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(404): View more from Georgia

her nose should be used as a dorsal fin

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(516): View more from New York

I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.

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(407): View more from Florida

He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards

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(607): View more from New York

Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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(206): View more from Washington

imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.

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Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.

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(585): View more from New York

Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history

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(613): View more from Ontario

Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.

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