whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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