Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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