Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I will die if light touches me.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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