I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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