oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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