i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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