woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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