if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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