I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
