can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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