I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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