Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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