come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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