I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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