don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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