It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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