More tranny stories later!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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