butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
