Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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