I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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