I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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