belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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