It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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