no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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