I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Randomize
