I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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