and you said cock pushups were impossible
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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