You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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