I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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