I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize