At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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