I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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