My pussy is not your playground.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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