Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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