You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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