so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
there is puke in my bra ... again
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