I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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