you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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