I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
