So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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