Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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