You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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