Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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