And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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