around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
