Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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