i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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