I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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