coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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