Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Shame is for Republicans.
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