I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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