My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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