It's like God shit irony all over that family
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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