Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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